Skip These 5 Valentine’s Day Rip-Offs

They say you can’t place a price on love, though you’d never think so this time of year. The best Valentine’s Day gifts are full of well-placed sentiment, but often seem to break the fragile hearts of our savings accounts.

Even though it’s apparent that the holiday is a ploy to get you to spend money, that knowledge isn’t stopping most Americans from doing so. The National Retail Federation found that the average person celebrating Valentine’s Day 2015 will spend $142.31, up from $133.91 for Valentine’s Day 2014. Total spending in the U.S. is expected to reach a survey high of $18.9 billion.

If you’ve been struck by Cupid’s arrow, the act of giving a present for your betrothed or beloved is one of the best feelings in the world — if the gift is worth it. But when your heart, and not your head, rules your spending habits and ignores your budget, you could fall the unfortunate victim to one of many overpriced, overrated Valentine’s Day rip-offs.

From some of the simplest-looking fruit or flower arrangements, down to the most ostentatious and just plain bizarre gift ideas, they all carry premium price tags. Take caution before buying by being aware of these purchases to avoid on Valentine’s Day.

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Valentine’s Day Rip-Offs to Avoid

 1. Edible Fruit Bouquets

They’re impeccably arranged, mostly fresh and a somewhat healthier, low-calorie alternative to candy (minus the chocolate-dipped strawberries).

However, the average fruit basket bouquet from sites like will set you back $35. And that’s just to start, sans delivery fee.

Upgrade to party or banquet sizes, still modest in scale, and this gift idea — normally just the “appetizer” of your romantic evening — will reach into the upper $200 range.

2. One Dozen Red Roses

Not overly expensive as much as overdone. No Valentine’s Day would be complete without flowers, especially 12 crimson roses, the unofficial trademark of Valentine’s Day.

If you’re considering Valentine’s Day flowers as just one part of a multi-staged gift idea, or if the holiday slipped your mind completely and an emergency midnight run to every local florist is in order, you could pay big bucks.

You get what you pay for with flowers, and cheap bouquets wear their (lack of) value in every petal and short shelf life. Local florists are the most economical way to buy flowers, sans the shipping and packaging charges of online sources, but the high demand of roses for Valentine’s Day drives up the cost of one bouquet, which can run $100 and up, vase not included.


3. Expensive Valentine’s Day Dinners

That four-star, three-course, Zagat-rated dinner might be harder to swallow than you think. This year’s National Retail Federation survey found that 35.1 percent of people plan to spend a night out to celebrate the holiday.

Apart from making a date night out of inventive, novel ideas like heart-shaped, deep-dish pizzas, stay home on Feb. 14 and prepare a romantic meal for two together (or opt for breakfast in bed in the morning). Plus, you can shop for the ingredients together, light some candles and avoid the headaches of making reservations, waiting in line and underwhelming service for overpriced fare.

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4. Jewel-Encrusted Desserts

Is it the cut of the diamond or just one hell of a tasty pastry to demand $55,000?

That’s the going price of the world’s arguably priciest cupcake. Baked by Cupcake Gourmet, atop the frosting of this gourmet red velvet treat is an 8-carat engagement ring. The message? Maybe that love is eternal, but dessert lasts only a few indulgent bites?

Vosges-Haut Chocolat gives sweet-toothed lovebirds something more substantial, but no less accessible, to chew on. At $1,045, its “Travel the World Steamer Trunk” contains a sampling of every chocolate, truffle and bonbon in the company’s collection — almost as much as a plane ticket to circle the real globe.

And at $95, a pair of edible, yet wearable “Chocouture Heels” for your lady friend aren’t quite as expensive as those Manolo Blahniks, but that’s understandable because they can’t be worn anymore once eaten.

There are other, cheaper alternatives to the generic box of candy, like a jumbo-sized Hershey bar on the market for only $39. But like anything perishable, most of these gift ideas won’t last and can’t be purchased by the average person on a budget without a credit check and financing plan.

5. Lingerie

Guys can score points for the effort, but should ultimately leave it up to their spouses and girlfriends to choose their own jewelry and lingerie.

Not only can men make dubious choices when it comes to intimate wear, the price tag can get outrageous if you’re not shopping smart.

Designers like La Perla, Wolford and Agent Provocateur create chic products, but when considering that some lingerie pieces are only part of a complete ensemble, you could be spending upwards of $1,000 or more for the sake of completeness.

The point is not boycotting Valentine’s Day, but downplaying the overpriced, commercialized aspects of the holiday that can be so cost-prohibitive for many.

Some of the most sincere, thoughtful ways to tell someone that you love him is to find creative and unique ways to spend time together without the obligation of breaking the bank. If you’re both frugal, it’s probably one of the admirable qualities that brought you together to begin with.

Before getting set back on Valentine’s Day, substitute your special day with frugal ideas your significant other will appreciate more than any bauble or trinket could say.

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  • Jeremy

    This article hits it on the head. Why do we spend money on pointless made up holidays. The Women of this country do not want to here this.

  • Elyssa Kirkham

    Most of those are gifts I wouldn’t mind receiving (except the gemstone desserts, what the heck). But with the hassle of getting in a restaurant on Valentine’s Day or paying marked up prices because demand is high, I’d rather get something simpler on Feb. 14. The rest of the year though…