10 Most Outrageous Things for Sale in the Goop Catalog

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop lifestyle brand is known for being a little out of the ordinary, and their gift guide is no exception. Past Goop gift guides have included everything from a $2,000 Ouija board, to a $370 matcha starter kit.

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This year has plenty of gems as well. Let’s take a look at some of the most outlandish items in Goop’s 2021 gift guides.

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These little orbs of sidewalk chalk are layered with different colors to correspond to the layers of the If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get a hug from the singer Sia, this is the gift for you. From the singer’s fashion line comes the Hug Coat, a comfy piece that’s quilted with 100% goose down.

This is actually pretty useful if you don’t consider that the same thing purifying your air also functions as a bug graveyard. The air purifier and insect catcher combo, called Hugo, is equipped with a carbon filter, titanium dioxide, and UV light. Hugo uses a purple lightwave and mimics human temperature to catch mosquitoes, as well as other insects..

This is the height of luxury. Book a night at The Plaza in New York and get treated to the Kevin McCallister life with a limo ride around the city, a large cheese pizza, and the Home Alone Sundae that includes 16 scoops of ice cream. 

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For a tech nerd with classic taste, enter the Vestaboard. From a smartphone or laptop, program a message that shows up on the Vestaboard using 132 analog units, mimicking an old school airport arrivals and departures board. 

Everyone dreams of having a long, stylish hose. Available in earthy eucalyptus or toned down grey, this UV-protected hose and bleach-resistant, so that art museum-worthy hue will never fade. Each hose comes with an adjustable nozzle for jet, soft shower, or mist water settings.

Feast your eyes on the piece of luggage that costs more than most trips you’ll take. This Italian-made, calfskin leather bag is handcrafted down to the sound-absorbing wheels that allow you to make a quick, silent getaway.

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For when a yoga mat doesn’t have enough crystals for you, here’s a mat with far infrared heat, pulsed electromagnetic fields, and a thick layer of amethyst and tourmaline crystals. Weighing 5 pounds, this mat is said to give you a full body reset for total relaxation anywhere.

Imagine needing everything on your desk to glow gold. This tape dispenser is brass-plated, and whenever you grab a piece of tape from it, you can feel superior knowing your tape came from a brass tape dispenser. And deep-seated shame.

You know you’re a high roller when this ultra-handsome poker set from luxury houseware designer Influencers need checkers sets, too! Made with hand-poured acrylic in pretty rose quartz, even when you lose a game of checkers, you win the game of having the most millennial checkers set.

For the person who always forgets where their croissants are, it’s a porcelain tin for croissants that are shaped like a croissant so they never get confused again.

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